La tortuga es lenta e fea.
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victoriousvocabulary:

EBONY
[noun]
1. a deep, lustrous black.
2. a hard, heavy, durable wood, most highly prized when black, from various tropical trees of the genus Diospyros, as D. ebenum of southern India and Sri Lanka, used for cabinetwork, ornamental objects, etc.
3.any tree yielding such wood or any of various similar woods or trees.
[adjective]
4. also, ebon: made of ebony.
5. of a deep, lustrous black.

victoriousvocabulary:

EBONY

[noun]

1. a deep, lustrous black.

2. a hard, heavy, durable wood, most highly prized when black, from various tropical trees of the genus Diospyros, as D. ebenum of southern India and Sri Lanka, used for cabinetwork, ornamental objects, etc.

3.any tree yielding such wood or any of various similar woods or trees.

[adjective]

4. also, ebon: made of ebony.

5. of a deep, lustrous black.

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collegehumor:

How Long Does it Take to Grow a Condom 
About as long as it takes to grow your virginity tree.

collegehumor:

How Long Does it Take to Grow a Condom

About as long as it takes to grow your virginity tree.


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nah

nah


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fer1972:

nuestra: portrait of mr.corporate

fer1972:

nuestra: portrait of mr.corporate


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neckception

neckception


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nocreativeurlleft:

is that nicki minaj 

nocreativeurlleft:

is that nicki minaj 

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victoriousvocabulary:

BULIMY
[noun]
1. extreme hunger.
2. an insatiable appetite.

victoriousvocabulary:

BULIMY

[noun]

1. extreme hunger.

2. an insatiable appetite.


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stupidshiteverywhere:

Daniel Johnston. 

stupidshiteverywhere:

Daniel Johnston. 

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fuckyeahsalvador-dali:

Space elephant, 1956
(18-carat gold, two 0.10-carat diamonds, two emeralds 4-carat, a 14-carat emerald)

fuckyeahsalvador-dali:

Space elephant, 1956

(18-carat gold, two 0.10-carat diamonds, two emeralds 4-carat, a 14-carat emerald)


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collegehumor:

Spongebob Gets Crushed
This is what you get for leaving your natural habitat.

collegehumor:

Spongebob Gets Crushed

This is what you get for leaving your natural habitat.


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